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manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

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I desperately need the Spartacus: War of the Damned soundtrack to be released RIGHT NOW.

crispysnakes:

 Xenodermus Javanicus - Dragon Snake

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koropendora:

blnandrsn:

fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships

Last updated: April 5th 1897

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thabigcheese:

Game of Thrones House Sigils for the Internet

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gunsandhugs:

So lately on tumblr I’ve been feeling like I live in a “wincest bubble”. I never see any of the wank that is discussed. There are no fan campaigns or jared hate anywhere. It feels like I live in Wincestland and we can hang out with eachother here and visit the different kingdoms therein. So I created a map of the wincest bubble of Wincestland.

Please view full size (so you can actually read it)!!

a list of all the places of interest are listed Here.

Also thanks to Amy for helping me with this :)

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"

Make him feel like a piece of meat: “It’s a huge turn-on to hear a woman objectify me,” 30-year-old Christopher says. “It seems simple, but it’s so powerful.” Take his words to heart and don’t be afraid to tell your guy everything you like about his body or what he does that drives you crazy. He’ll be obsessed.

That’s not what objectification means. That’s not making him feel like a piece of meat. That’s just sexual compliments. Yeah, sure, it’s easy to say “I don’t know what those ladies are complaining about, you can objectify me anytime” if you think it means your girlfriend tells you you have sexy abs.

Objectification is focusing on a person’s usefulness to you with total disregard for their desires. In the context of compliments, it’s not saying “You turn me on.” It’s saying “You turn me on, and whether you want to turn me on is utterly irrelevant.”

Saying “nice ass” to a person who’s deliberately wiggling their ass at you is a compliment; saying “nice ass” to a person who’s just walking by is objectification. “I want to sleep with her” is expressing desire; “I’d hit it” is objectification. “You’re sexy” is nice to say on a date because it’s a compliment; “you’re sexy” is hideously undermining to say at a business meeting because it’s objectification.

The Pervocracy, breaking down both Cosmo and objectification with grace and panache. 

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feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue

I have been waiting for this post all my life

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scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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consience:

Twidjits.

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jesseandersen:

the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night

the world when it is 6 am and you have just woken up