sometimes beautiful, sometimes insane

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manboobmaiden: who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:00:52 +0200

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:42:50 +0200

veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:15:31 +0200

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:37:37 +0200

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

I desperately need the Spartacus: War of the Damned soundtrack to be released RIGHT NOW.

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 21:25:00 +0200

I desperately need the Spartacus: War of the Damned soundtrack to be released RIGHT NOW.

crispysnakes: Xenodermus Javanicus - Dragon Snake (Source...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:45:03 +0200

crispysnakes:

Xenodermus Javanicus - Dragon Snake

(Source thread)

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:06:19 +0200

koropendora:

blnandrsn:

fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships

Last updated: April 5th 1897

thabigcheese: Game of Thrones House Sigils for the Internet

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:21:25 +0200

thabigcheese:

Game of Thrones House Sigils for the Internet

gunsandhugs: So lately on tumblr I’ve been feeling like I live...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:40:56 +0100

gunsandhugs:

So lately on tumblr I’ve been feeling like I live in a “wincest bubble”. I never see any of the wank that is discussed. There are no fan campaigns or jared hate anywhere. It feels like I live in Wincestland and we can hang out with eachother here and visit the different kingdoms therein. So I created a map of the wincest bubble of Wincestland.

Please view full size (so you can actually read it)!!

a list of all the places of interest are listed Here.

Also thanks to Amy for helping me with this :)

"Make him feel like a piece of meat: “It’s a huge turn-on to hear a woman objectify me,” 30-year-old..."

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:26:41 +0100

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Make him feel like a piece of meat: “It’s a huge turn-on to hear a woman objectify me,” 30-year-old Christopher says. “It seems simple, but it’s so powerful.” Take his words to heart and don’t be afraid to tell your guy everything you like about his body or what he does that drives you crazy. He’ll be obsessed.

That’s not what objectification means. That’s not making him feel like a piece of meat. That’s just sexual compliments. Yeah, sure, it’s easy to say “I don’t know what those ladies are complaining about, you can objectify me anytime” if you think it means your girlfriend tells you you have sexy abs.

Objectification is focusing on a person’s usefulness to you with total disregard for their desires. In the context of compliments, it’s not saying “You turn me on.” It’s saying “You turn me on, and whether you want to turn me on is utterly irrelevant.”

Saying “nice ass” to a person who’s deliberately wiggling their ass at you is a compliment; saying “nice ass” to a person who’s just walking by is objectification. “I want to sleep with her” is expressing desire; “I’d hit it” is objectification. “You’re sexy” is nice to say on a date because it’s a compliment; “you’re sexy” is hideously undermining to say at a business meeting because it’s objectification.

”

- The Pervocracy, breaking down both Cosmo and objectification with grace and panache.

(via cream-and-stars)

feels-for-the-fictional: satanpositive: roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:16:17 +0100

feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue

I have been waiting for this post all my life

scottishshortbread: kmykmykmy: Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.Slytherin: I’m fucking...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:30:08 +0100

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

consience: Twidjits.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:20:00 +0100

consience:

Twidjits.

jesseandersen: the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night the world when it is 6 am...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:15:35 +0100

jesseandersen:

the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night

the world when it is 6 am and you have just woken up

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Sun, 10 Mar 2013 19:08:50 +0100

thegabbicave: 0ftenhated: savannahfaerie: doctorsaxon: sweetmotherofpie: Imagine a movie like...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:55:41 +0100

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”

“Kuzco.. Smash”

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

barricadeponine: “how would you feel if your mother had aborted you” um i would not

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:23:47 +0100

barricadeponine:

“how would you feel if your mother had aborted you”

um

i would not

I'm sorry, I didn't specify what kind of feminist I am earlier.

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 16:26:43 +0100

feux-follets:

libertarian-dharma-initiative:

I’m a feminist, in the sense that I believe that women have equal rights as men.

I’m not a “feminist” by today’s standards, because I don’t believe in female superiority and promiscuous behavior.